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Drop the evidence
Upload your resume or paste a LinkedIn URL. No awkward profile review calls required.
Brutally honest. Actually helpful.
Your resume called. It's embarrassed.
Upload your resume or LinkedIn. Get the laugh, the truth, and three real fixes that make your next application hit harder.
Free roast. No sign-up card. Just emotional damage with benefits.
Roastfolio review
ROAST MODEYour headline
Results-driven professional.
“Results-driven” has driven exactly zero results here. Name the wins. Show the receipts.
Score: 72/100Strength: StoryFix this: Proof
Comedy. Truth. Career growth.
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Funny, not cruel
We roast the profile—not the person behind it.
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Specific, not fluffy
Every burn lands with three actionable fixes.
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Free means free
See the roast and share card before you upgrade.
Roast. Repair. Repeat.
The joke has a job to do.
Roastfolio turns the awkward stuff recruiters notice into a fast, clear route toward a profile worth reading.
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Take the roast
Get a fast, funny read on vague claims, buzzword soup, and the places your story goes sleepy.
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Make it better
Leave with three useful fixes—or unlock the serious rewrite when you are ready to stop playing.
Choose your level of honesty
Start with the burn. Leave with the upgrade.
The free roast
$0
A funny, screenshot-ready roast and three specific moves to strengthen your profile.
- Resume or LinkedIn review
- Share-ready roast card
- Three actionable fixes
Most useful
The serious fix
$15
For when you are ready to stop merely surviving the roast.
Full profile rewrite
ATS optimization report
Stronger achievement wording
Career-ready positioning
Share the pain
Made to make the group chat worse.
Your free roast is designed to screenshot. Keep the lesson, skip the personal details, and let your friends witness the crime scene.
“Strategic thinker” is not a job title.
Shareable roast card
Less buzzword soup. More proof.
Actually useful feedback
No weird questions
Fair questions. Straight answers.
Your career glow-up starts with a tiny bit of pain.